| Right now the city of Chicago is caught up in Bears-fever. People are somehow convinced that they will be playing in the Super Bowl in February. Of course, given the most-recent performance they will be lucky to be in the lead at any point during their first playoff game. Still, hope springs eternal, as they say. The thing is that the team is just a tad distracted. You see one of their key defensive players is a moron of galactic proportions.Tank Johnson is a very big man. He is a big scary looking man and he is on the defense of the Bears. The defensive side of the team is the strong part of the team, or so they say. He is an intimidating man. Much like the character of Lenny from “Of Mice and Men” he is also apparently as dumb as a stump and that is quite and insult to a few stumps I have met in my time. Mr. Johnson is already on probation for being caught outside a Chicago nightclub with his Ruger 9mm. Of course everyone knows that you cannot visit a Chicago nightclub without your 9mm automatic pistol. I mean, come on, if you don’t have one when you arrive at some of the more popular nightclubs around her they issue you one. Anyway, apparently the police... |
